Going The Super

Going to the Super

A friend had once warned me wisely than ever I were to cook or Saturdays or Sundays. The reason is as simple as obvious: The day when one thinks of lending a hand in the home, from there the rest of the family as a rule takes forever and there is no turning back or escape. I came home the next Saturday after having cooked the previous one and there was nothing to eat. Just across eyes with my wife to read his thoughts reached: _ "Give lazy, hurry to prepare something that the kids are hungry." The phrase came to me without the need to deliver clear sound. The same thing happens when missing supplies, but one thing is shopping the weekend that we are more rested and quite another to do so Monday through Friday. On Wednesday, a strong feeling exhausted by the work day, I could not wait to go home. Sped off thinking about the shorts, the sandals, shirt, and as expected called my wife's cell phone to give him a hand with the Super. Following the brief greeting began to name some items, but in a few seconds and said dozens and nothing seemed to stop.

Expected not understand how I could write this list as I was driving, perhaps only remember a few things accomplished nothing else, always based on the principle that when entering an age where every day I feel more gaga. Okay, cool, ommm, calentarum not try to park two blocks away because thousands of wives called their husbands at the same tiempo.Luego 13 years of writing about this subject, I realize that those who continue in the third world evolution has passed through the side. The only stroller I got again the same as always, I recognized the right front wheel locked. No one bothered to fix it but he stoically waited all this time, and as I entered from afar dodging me a wink to another customer. I walked swiftly to look very unfriendly mayonnaise but became infatuated with the color and variety of fruits. We struggled for a moment until I impose my will, but resisted as criollo colt in tamings del Prado.

I bought the original order at a good pace the little he had in memory and would try rajarme ten little minutes. I forgot to say that being a long time in the Super I also became a nuisance huge. And I express my deep admiration for those who to buy two kilos of tomatoes pinch hit one by one or twenty melons until the chosen one, gently and without urgency or interest in returning home. I arrived at Luncheon. As usual when I want to take a number 800 and were played by 4, so always try to bring canned goods while not as cool. Only one left in stock half a kilo package of bologna that if I took her to copetín, the only way to get all that fat would be calling Mr. Muscle. . I played the 802. Every customer making a selection of the most varied of cold cuts and cheeses, as if they had a premonition that television meteorologist appears with stuffed penguins reporting the imminent arrival of a tsunami.

For my time went to 16 revolutions per minute and when asked "what else?" everyone remembered the vendor to ask anything, no one was deprived of use and abuse their right to peace and patience. "Busting coming back? is certainly what they feel.

For at times I let my mind go to that we daily balance of life after a certain age, thinking of friends from school, from high school, friends of today, any child conflicts, economic problems increasingly difficult solve, and so on. Just in case, each time returning to the real world believing he had been a long time, when in fact they had attended only one or two people and the multitude of fiambreadictos continued to grow, so I began to mentally rehearse the order to prevent future popular pressure. Until it was his turn to a different man, of foreign appearance. Do not want to elaborate but I have no choice but to explain: We always say that we are a gray country where people generally prefer to go unnoticed in attitudes, clothing, avoid gossip or frivolous social appear in magazines. Well, this man could tell by the accent was a center or American, and therefore little care about the "what people say 'alien. A loud tone and with a sharp whistle very close to the child is put to question the officer about the degree of creaminess of cheese Alpa regarding Claldy another.

That gave me the embarrassment a shock that ran through my body for several seconds Noting the case asked which of these melted mozzarella better, which had less moisture, and if the colony Conaprole was saltier than the Brasetti (I swear no I'm making this up). At first the poor girl went off to meet with the little information he had, nor seen such a good salary to give professional advice. As the little voice that sharp walking around the bolillero, I am convinced that at some point the girl ran out of register and have already responded with any argument. You could see he was appealing to chromosome 16, and within it the great ballad singer Gen, that have so often brought out in those high school oral exams But the most curious of this stranger was hoped would watch him cut 200 grams of ham. Suddenly the speakers began to hear an instrumental melody of the Beatles. Demonstrating have spent fortunes through years of therapy and that everything you give a damn, the guy went off to sing out of tune with skill, like one of the stars in the losers round "Singing for a Dream? Second shot of electricity through my cuerpo.Había spent nearly half an hour when my number came in incredibly display, defeated and the guard asked for the delay of any ham 400gramos regardless of brand and went in terror.

I suddenly remembered the telephone request Shampoo, also helped by two things: For several weeks had been diluted with water droplets remaining few Pant, plus my wife had given me an ultimatum by the Johnson & Johnson of children so Sometimes I had bailed out. A promoter of L'oreal Elvive shampoo offered me (sure the name was of homage to Che Guevara). I took him to touch without noticing whether it was for oily hair, dry, weak, damaged or stained. Like any result at least gives me and all I keep falling hair to fool. To end this torture I went through the cleaning section where I was tempted to buy the sponge lustrazapatos so practical and easy to apply, but the reason I stopped short. In the last 2 years I have purchased dozens of sponges, and I do not know what works and what does not. Unable to check, do not throw any of the doubts and until I find the proper shoe takes twenty minutes to get a little shine

Luckily there was toothpaste on the tip of a gondola. The last one I had was no longer where the bathroom squeeze and the children then dried for months always crowded in the middle and nobody cares about cover it. My older kids, instead of collaborating going to buy even a doorknob, brushing teeth prefer stealing mine. As I do not accept free to advertise any brand of toothpaste from this page, just clarify that I grabbed the red box, giving the order that I hang up. I'm leaving, bye, do not take it anymore. Arriving at the box checked that continues past the time and nothing has changed nor will change more. I tried to send me the checkout hock, which is still the slowest of all, every four customers the cashier makes a mistake five times and is always waiting for the elusive magic card with your supervisor to amend those mistakes children two ladies at a glance standing behind took the trouble to count the items at full speed in my car and take off to denounce me as a rival. The only box with a few people was that he gave priority to the mother, where a girl in a miniskirt with collagen in the lips, approximate measures 110 - 60-90 and pronounced cleavage than bore all the earmarks of carrying a pregnancy maximum of two horas.Antes to pay to buy a razor returned to hide in my bedside table.

The sight that left me the dull household females (wife, daughter, and to suspect the employee) I was happier and wallet in hand, taking the last can of peas, when I ate again the cry of "Price ?, so wait with resignation the cadet coming in slow motion. He took the can ... brought the money .. I paid, I threw away those coupons or travel computer giveaways to Brazil because they fill them with my address, and phone card is a Chinese water torture.

I loaded the bags in the trunk of the car and left the car to a rebellious side. Despite the conflict I felt quite satisfied with their service, and we were both looking melancholy separation fixed for a few moments. But that's life, everyone must move on, and as I walked away in silence my last sentence was: lame _ Do not worry, next week I come to fetch you.



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